Who tf?

Hello! My name is Robbi Thurio. I have been programming since a young age, and I was raised by my internet connection. I grew up in a small town in the South, but became a dirty city slicker due to my exposure to the magic of technology. My grandfather was a preacher and my grandmother was a farmer, and I'm an atheist who can touch-type 130 WPM.

I have what has been described as a surprising knowledge of obscure and dated pop culture. I collect silly items and I talk for a long time about things. I have an obsession with media that isn't very good but keeps me thinking about it afterwards.

I minored in philosophy in college, and it is an interest of mine, but frankly anyone who calls themselves a philospher who doesn't do it professionally is a dork.

Oh, you want more? Okay, here's some of my favorite stuff.